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The Ultimate scientific dictionary
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| søndag, 16. september 2007 kl 21:34
Stikord: spas, videnskab, forskning, kemi
Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.
Chemical: A substance that:
* 1) An organic chemist turns into a foul odor;
* 2) an analytical chemist turns into a procedure;
* 3) a physical chemist turns into a straight line;
* 4) a biochemist turns into a helix;
* 5) a chemical engineer turns into a profit.
Chemical Engineering: The practice of doing for a profit what an
organic chemist only does for fun.
Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic, analytical, and physical chemists get through picking over the periodic table.
Natural Product: A substance that earns organic chemists fame and glory when they manage to synthesize it with great difficulty, while Nature gets no credit for making it with great ease.
Organic Chemistry: The practice of transmuting vile substances into publications.
Physical Chemistry: The pitiful attempt to apply y=mx+b to everything in the universe.
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